Misc

WOW. THE LIVIN' REALLY IS EASY

To-do list from a month ago:

• Finish grading attraction papers
• Enter participation grades
• Finish grading group presentations
• Finish grading projects
• Write syntax for final grades
• Grade M.K.'s paper
• Calculate M.K.'s final grade & change incomplete
• Final comments on manuscript for D
• Write Stephanie's internship letter
• Print out and complete MPA expense paperwork
• Send reviews to co-authors
• Send reminder about honor cords
• Complete AP forms
• File HARRC forms

To-do list from today:

• Pick strawberries
• Make strawberry ice cream

BUY LOCAL. IT'S ENTERTAINING.

BELIEVE ME--IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF RESEARCH

The Banality's Mom: Have you heard anything from (The Banality's ex-boyfriend from college) lately?

The Banality: Actually, I just talked to him about a week ago. We're co-authors on a paper, and he was getting ready to submit it for review.

The Banality's Mom: Oh? Submit it where?

The Banality: The Journal of Sex Research

The Banality's Mom: Good heavens! And I always thought he was such a nice boy!

GRATUITOUS VIDEO OF CUTE BABY EATING

You know, I just noticed that the way I talk to babies is not so different from the way I talk to squirrels.